Saturday, February 28, 2009
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Exercise Nine- Olivia's Reciept #1
Narrative 2:
Grumble, my stomach makes a noise, it is talking to me, telling me that I need to eat. But, will my life be more complete with food, I think not. I will be more complete with money. Yet I have to spend the money that I don’t have and am not willing to spend on food, but I must eat. So, I get up and get dressed to go to the grocery store. My body moves slowly, I am dragging myself out the door. I arrive at the grocery store to find that everything seems to be so ordinary and over done. Pizza, hamburgers, fries and sandwiches. So, sick and tired of the same thing over and over again. Going up and down the aisle in search of something new. Lost in thought about prices and food when I found my first item, kebab. It looks so good I must get two. Excited from my new find it is a lot easier to find a complete meal. Chicken sate salad in aisle three and tea and exotic fruit from aisle five finishes off the day with a bang. It is time to pay and I don’t even care because $15.28 later I am finally satisfied.
Exercise Nine- Kaitlynd- #3
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Lesley Receipt #14
The lunch will consist of soup, served with a side of melba toast, spread with margarine. Once they’ve finished lunch, they want to try tea and snacks. Refined sugar, English tea, sisi oranges and pastries filled with custard will be served. We’ll see how that goes, there’s always the milk incase the girls don’t quite have the taste for tea they were hoping for.
Once the lunch is done, they will play fairytale games and sing magical songs. On they way out they’ll be sure to grab a loot bag, filled with sweets and an enchanted story magazine. Claire will have the best birthday yet, hopefully.
Excercise 9 - Dennis' Reciept 15
There's only a few more things before it's complete. Who new making edible bombs was this easy. All anyone needed to satisfy their thirst for blood and death are all in the isles 5, 6, and 7; dairy, produce, and wine. Some gouda cheese and yogurt for mold and concentrated fumes, liverwurst (specifically German) if heated and mixed with home made shrapnel will act like shotgun shell, and last but not least, a bottle of Sherry Pale classic wine to catalyze the ingredients and it doesn't hurt to have a glass or two before the whole thing explodes into a mess. Good thing I bought an extra bottle, this truly is the wine to end them all, I'll save this along with my Graffen beers to celebrate with once I'm done.
I'm only a few clicks away before I get away with it. The waiting is making me thirstier, I'm glad I picked up a jug of apple juice before I left the grocery store. Nothing beats apple juice on a warm summer night. Watching him from my roof and through his exposed living room window, I surely do have the best seat in the house.
My friend, there is only about 10 more seconds before you die. Such a pity...that's what you get for calling me a bad cook.
Narrative #2
Garrett Tonge - Receipt 6 - Exercise 9
I set out on my way,
tools in hand and boots on my feet,
on a cold blustery day.
And all that I crave is my bed and some heat.
With a grunt and groan,
I get my truck in first gear;
If only Id known,
I have forgotten some stuff, this I fear.
Nothing for lunch, not a bite nor a drink,
My overalls lay on a rack.
I swear and I curse, then I set out to think,
Anything not to turn back.
A store harkens there, a beacon of light,
salvation is here in one shop.
A general store, full of things that I might,
need for today is a sure flop.
I pick up my goods; some coke to sip,
Some grub to make stew,
I pay my bill, my tax, heck heres a tip,
And for the road a cold brew.
#2
Steph's Receipts
Katie's Reciept
Annika's Reciept
Monday, February 23, 2009
Exercise 9 - Wendy's Receipt #13
resource: GERAS @ www.sxc.hu
PROSE:
If there was one word to describe my roommate, it would be determined. She was prideful and it got to the point of where she would never turn down a challenge. Fortunately for her, she was good at what she did most of the time...except preparing a meal. Ironically, her mother was a chef, but the genes never seemed to have passed to her as well.
It was her half year anniversary with her boyfriend the next day, and she was adamant about cooking for him. Looking back, I suppose this disaster wouldn’t have occurred if it hadn’t been for my prompting and general attitude of disbelief.
“You’re cooking? You may as well murder him and be done with it.”
She set off the next morning even before I was out of bed. Two hours later I was finally jarred awake by her fussing in the kitchen. Sure enough, she had food. (To be frank, I was a bit relieved to see that some of what she bought needed little preparation -- sausage rolls, chocolate croissants, chicken wings, and another cooked sausage and meatloaf. This however did nothing to prevent anything.)
“The tomato bologna looks good. On its own.”
I had no idea what kind of dinner she planned on making, nor did I want to ask after witnessing a concoction of fish stew, sardines, and gouda cheese. After ensuring that the contents of my stomach would stay put, I wisely chose to make other plans for that afternoon. If all else failed, she had a monkey boy vinyl statue and several stamp sets to make it up to him anyway.
I came back that evening to find two-thirds of the residents on our block of houses standing on their lawns staring at our house. At our kitchen window in particular. The one with a billow of grey smoke coming out of it. She too was standing grimly on our lawn, and I was horrified at her.
“Just stick with cooking with the microwave. Please.”
For once she had a comeback that left me speechless. “But I did,” said she.
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Excercise 8 - Profile
Name: Alexandra
(Foreign Hip Party Goer)
Age: 20
Home: Apartment at Finch Station
Love: Food, Music, Parties, Quirky Things, Vintage Junk, Cigarettes and Alcohol
Hate: Not Having Money to Spend, Cell Phones, Alarm Clocks, and Hangovers
Music: Kanye West, Mos Def, Korean Rap, Big Bang
Clothing: Vintage Apparel, Headbands, Wide Brim Hats, Skinny Jeans, and Scarves
Food: Sush, Jajang Myun, Cereal, and Ramen
Name: Darren
(Charismatic Businessman)
Age: 24
Home: Condo on Bay Street.
Love: Organization, Clubbing, Restaurants, Blackberry Bold, and Audi
Hate: Cheap Beer, Missing Socks, Malfunctioning Alarm Clocks, Fast Food
Music: Jack Johnson, John Mayer, and oddly enough still loves the music he grew up to, Rage Against the Machine.
Clothing: Lacoste shirts, Dress Shirts, Sport Coats/ Blazers, Watches, and a pair of Chuck Taylors
Food: Seafood (Lobster, Crab), Sushi, Caesar Salads, and Red Belly Black Wine)
It's a little hard to see since I took photographs instead of scanning them in. Sorry about that.
Concepts:
1: Customize Your Own Monster (a toy which involves 3 decks of cards; head, torso, legs) and it is up to the user to mix and match monsters how ever they want
2. Make Me Feel Better Bear ( a stuffed animal that says comforting things to people when they are hugged or squeezed, it also relates to what problems you have.)
3. Mix Your Own Drink ( for people who want to be creative in mixing drinks, spin the wheel, land on a colour, and the coloured drink in the Mix Your Own Drink bottle, do this 3 times or more to get a satisfying new drink)
4. Portable drum kit (a small container that includes mini drum sticks, and a speaker for your mp3 player to drum with any music you want. The container itself has drum indicators to make different noises at different parts of the container.)
5. Choose Your Own Murder (Originally from the choose your own adventure books, it allows the user to turn to pages to any page to create their own murder story)
Exercise 9: Andrea's Receipt #5
Friday, February 20, 2009
Exercise 3.9: Gretchen's receipt #5
A mini coconut for you, mini hazel nut for you and a mini peanut for you. It was 9:00 pm and I was bored as ever. It was the first Halloween where I had to give away the candy and it was a pain in the ass. I hate staying at home doing this, I wanted to go out to the Halloween party my friend was hosting but, I’m sitting here right now chowing down on some mini kit kats and a pack of chocolate raisins. I had done late minute candy shopping when I found out I had to be trapped in this hellhole. I always enjoy shopping for some low price candies and specials when it comes to a holiday. I grab the strawberry gummy bears, which I cannot keep my hands off of and the chocolate caramel bar. I have decided that since I will be miserable on this day I might as well get fat off of candy. My basket was getting quite heavy and I had noticed that all the candies I had gathered were mostly for me and only me. I turned around to see what I could get that was cheap and stuff that these children might like these days. I have always hated coconut but I decided to get the chocolate coconuts just in case. A small pack of Smarties was what I eyed and also the caramel candies. I had no idea what kids liked these days. I hardly eat any candy unless I am in my depressed stage or it’s just one of those times where I want to get fat. I start walking towards the cash counter and I glance at this woman’s basket. She had gotten two packs of Fr. De Mer and Schogetten chocolates. I have never even heard of those brands in my life. It’s either she is in love with those kinds of chocolates or the kids in her neighborhood are going to be angry and grumpy customers.
I put down the bowl of candy as I could feel my thighs getting larger. I walk over to the kitchen and their lies some left over pizza. Ugh, I just put down the candy and a slice of pizza isn’t going to make a difference to my thighs. I scramble everywhere to find something else to eat. Next to the knives were some mini sport bars. Huh, it was weird how they came in mini form, I didn’t know they did that but I guess some people can’t handle the whole bar. I chow down on one and then another. There goes another knock at the door and I answer it with another fake smile on my face. What the hell are syrup biscuits? Well whatever here you go kid enjoy.
narrative 2
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Exercise 9, Andrea Rodriguez
Narrative 2
A novel's fragment:
“Oh well, there is nothing good about being your own house’s handy man.” He said looking at her like she was some kind of stranger.
“I guess this is the job you took when you marry me,” she answered, “a writer does not have idea of how to properly assemble a bookcase. But I bet her husband does.” She said ironically.
They walk through the supermarket. She was looking for the bust that keeps her senses up and alert to brilliant ideas: instant Coffee. He was trying to find the tools to prove her wrong.
Once he realized he had got nothing but a hand saw, he looked at her. “So I guessed it won’t be a bookcase until next week, when I get real tools.”
She laughed. “Do you mind bringing me creamer for my coffee while I get the bread?”
“As a matter of fact I do mind, that bread last week was awful. Why don’t we get something different that that bread?”
“Cookies? Tea biscuits? French baguette?” she asked wondering about.
“Tea biscuits sound great”
Once they got everything they needed, they moved to the register.
“A total of 7.22” said the cashier smiling at the two.
“These are on me” he said.
“Are you sure?” she asked with a laugh she couldn’t hide.
“Of course I am,” he answered looking through his pockets.
“I think that in order to pay, you will need your wallet, which at this moment is on top of the night table laughing at you.” she murmured.
“Do you mind?”
“No, I don’t” she looked at him and smiled. Then she looked at the cashier “I will be paying interact, thanks.”
Once they got out of the supermarket, they sat on the car and review the shopping. Her red label, ready to make, coffee, the tea biscuits, the creamer, and of course the hand saw.
He was unable to build a bookcase, but he was able to make her laugh, and that is what really matters.
Andrea's Toy sketches
2) skeleton = parts come apart, it is design for artist
3) wood tetris with dice= the dice tell you what part you have to use to build up, build and build until it falls.
4) Shoot it
5) animal? = different parts of different animals coming together in one. kind of a mr. potato head. a lot of parts, a lot of options.
Exercise 3.9: Christian's Receipt # 4
Narrative 1
It is freezing cold outside. Inhumanly so. 11pm and the snow is pouring down; really it may as well be raining. Nothings open. Nowhere to eat. No one is answering their phone. I have a bottle of wine in the fridge... something abandoned weeks ago at some last minute party I threw. All I need is a night of comfort and booze. I hate breakups. The whole scenario is ridiculous and overly contrived. Its like following directions really...they say this, I say that, someone cries, and I end up drinking and eating the night away. Corner store it is, thatll have to suffice in assuaging this sense of loss. I dont even know why I care, its not like breakups are ever unforeseen, nor even a surprise in the moment they happen. By myself some flowers, and a whole lot of crap. The guy at the counter is clearly piecing it all together. Sausages, gingerbread, chocolates, flowers, eggs and coffee. Hah, he probably thinks I have someone back at home and am making a night of it. Oh if only he knew... well he would be sadly dissapointed if thats the picture hes painted. I have no desire to hit the street again, mind you its not like I'd rather be subject to his judging gaze another minute. I'll watch a movie... thats it... what movie though? I hate romantic comedies... maybe a horror? But I cant stand horror movies.. they freak me the fuck out. Sigh... TV dvds it is... Arrested Development I think. Amazing how we do all of this ritualistic preparation for grieving. When really.... dont we already know the end goal? Arent we already there? Im over it. I just wanna go to bed. Well. Maybe after the box of chocolates.
Narrative 2
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Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Exercise 3.9: Kyla's Reciept
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Ex 3.9 Komal receipt # 2
Oops I did grocery without writing down list that what I needed to buy for mom and dad coming up. I was so tired of school and job. I didnot had time to look for things first and shop so whatever I saw at first sight, I just grabbed it on my way back from work. Actually I had time but I was so lazy to do so.... ahhhhhhhh so now let me check the receipt and see how I have done hmmmmm well i didnot do that bad, orange juice or pear juice can be served when they arrive, roasted chicken is good to serve along with soup and crisps, cake is also there to be served after food. Beer and coke I can serve with food. I didnot do that bad actually. Thank God I donot need to go out again in cold.
Narrative 2:
Oh its been tiring day and I need to buy grocery as few things like milk etc are finished. I think as soon as I reach home, I should beg my dearest hubby to do it for me and take the little one along with him. I am sure he is gonna take more than an hour to look and shop. I can relax in that time. Great idea!
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